Given that Ronovan’s post, “10 Things Men Think Women Think They MUST Know About Men” arose from a challenge of mine, I thought it best to briefly set the record straight.
So for a bit of fun (and perhaps some ‘truths’?), and substantially speaking for self (so grrlfriends, please pardon the appearance of my speaking for all of you). Actually, tell me what you think!
These are apparently what men think how women think about them:
#1 Men ignore women EVERY time women talk unless the word SEX is mentioned.
Well, men just have selective hearing, and yes, it’s a darn good excuse…for everything. Yeah, we know this too.
#2 Men like women wearing tight fitting clothing or see through clothing.
Only applies to men lacking sophistication and imagination. I for one know men also like the “now you see and now you don’t”, seductive and mysterious…
#3 Men are Cuddling Machines.
Don’t think that at all…but we can dream and hope… 🙂
#4 Men want to be examples of perfect health.
Qualification: when there’s a girl or girls to impress.
#5 Men want their foods perfectly organized on their plates . . . not touching.
Ok, admit this one… hey, does that mean women no longer need to prettily ‘present’ food for consumption …hoorah!
#6 Men don’t care about what softness of toilet tissue they end up with.
Oh, we know you care… but not enough to buy it…or replace it…?
#7 Men enjoy practical gifts for every gift occasion.
Well, we are thinking of toys but to support the flawed notion of masculinity, we refer to them as practical tools…
#8 Men always want monkey SEX
Aawww, really? I must have been asleep.
#9 Men ALL know how to fix cars.
We know that to be a fallacy.
#10 Men are all the jealous types.
We know that’s not the case; unless of course it is in relation to another subject which threatens them perhaps…?
Bonus: Men don’t know how to use the washing machine.
We know they do… but…mmmm, somehow the washing’s not done. Darn excuse, again?
Phew, needed to get that out 🙂